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EtherealStride Shorts

EtherealStride Shorts

Regular price $35.00
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Greetings, fellow sorcerers and spellcasters! I present to you a bewitching creation known as the "EtherealStride Shorts," a magical marvel designed to enthrall and captivate even the most discerning wizards.

Forged from a concoction of 91% recycled polyester and 9% spandex, these shorts possess a fabric composition that may vary by a mere 3%. Their enchanted fibers, interwoven with ancient spells, bestow upon them extraordinary qualities, fit for the realm of athletics and beyond.

The very essence of the EtherealStride Shorts is embodied in their feather-light fabric weight of 5.13 oz. /yd.² (174 g/m²). As you don these mystical garments, you shall feel as if you are draped in a whisper of air, allowing you to move with the nimbleness of a gazelle and the agility of a woodland sprite.

Prepare to be enthralled, for these shorts possess the ability to stretch in all directions, owing to their four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric. With every twist and turn, their bewitching elasticity ensures that you retain unrestricted movement, never hindering your athletic prowess or enchanting acrobatics.

Fear not the sweltering sun, for the EtherealStride Shorts have been imbued with an enchantment of breathability and rapid drying. Their magical properties wick away perspiration, leaving your legs as fresh and cool as a spring breeze, no matter how fervently you engage in physical endeavors.

But wait, dear wizards, there is more! These wondrous shorts offer protection from the sun's fiery rays, boasting a UPF50+ enchantment that shields your skin from harm. As you embark on your athletic pursuits, your legs shall remain sheltered, as if under a magical ward of sun-defying fabric.

The EtherealStride Shorts embrace both practicality and style, boasting an elastic waistband that conforms to your form effortlessly. A flat white drawstring ensures a snug fit, keeping your shorts securely in place as you leap, bound, and engage in spirited physical activities.

And lo, hidden within the very fabric of these shorts lies a secret—mesh side pockets, as enchanting as the shimmering depths of an elven oasis. Within these mystical pockets, you may safeguard your small trinkets and tokens, ensuring their safety as you traverse realms both magical and mundane.

As for the inseam, dear sorcerers, it measures a modest yet practical 2.5" (6.35 cm). Long enough to preserve your modesty, yet short enough to grant your legs the freedom they crave, the EtherealStride Shorts strike the perfect balance between comfort and elegance.

So, let the EtherealStride Shorts be your trusted companion as you embark on mortal athletic endeavors. But, heed my warning, my magical brethren—do not intertwine their enchantments with your most potent spells. Reserve these shorts for the realm of physicality alone, for their magic, though potent, is not harmonious with our wizardly pursuits.

May your strides be swift, your movements graceful, and your athletic achievements legendary, all while adorned in the mystical splendor of the EtherealStride Shorts!

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
XS 25 ¼ 35 ⅜
S 26 ¾ 37
M 28 ⅜ 38 ⅝
L 31 ½ 41 ¾
XL 34 ⅝ 44 ⅞
2XL 37 ¾ 48
3XL 41 51 ⅛
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